Riposte

light-hearted infusions of sarcasm in hot water douglas coupland as a soft french cheese a postmodern literary analogy perhaps there were many as were there women artists too many of which spells trouble better off making lists on paper folds in paper paper in coconut milk paper scissors stone the crows have you read it only the guardian which remains in the footwell to be recycled and reread as a right-wing editorial in a surrey hamlet where basslines reverberate in the skirting boards nu munki perhaps you are a new monkey not a levellers fan though to your credit genres are dismissed and dissected with sandwiches and family trees coastal erosion examined igneous or sedimentary religious or phallic puffins unnoticed or seen only in pub toilets by french horn enthusiasts involved in rigged musical disputes where rigging would be better used in unrealistic plans of seafaring and modern day piracy arts coucil funded of course as are curious brass figures south of the river as should be john's curios funded only by an obsessive and wandering enthusiasm which at least encourages conversation and sometimes wind which may be closer to networking than i am to being arts council funded for brisk coastal walks to solitary italian restaurants operated by tyneside mafia under the guise of elaborate napkins and antipasto whilst the middle classes discuss poetry and the moral problem with buying north sea cod from local fishermen even if they are in fact artists fishing for relevance with giant pencils prodding the community with a self-conscious lead beating children over the head with apple macs bought off the back of a classic hatchback and left behind in the name of a jolly good day out.please can i have my house keys back it is bitter out xxx